Green Card

The Watcher's Council is going to have Giles' Green Card taken away, so Giles and Buffy get married.  The investigators determine that the marriage is a sham.  Buffy and Giles end up arguing about each other's answers in front of the investigators.  When the investigators hear them fighting, they change their decision, figuring that only a married couple (or lovers) would argue like they do.

Some of the questions being asked need to be silly, like asking about their toothpaste, what they eat for breakfast, what color socks they are wearing, or other questions that no one would expect to be asked.  Buffy and Giles should fight over the most trivial questions.  They don't have to end up as lovers at the end, but it would be nice.  Please, make this a funny fic.

Setting:  After season three.

Rating:  Any rating is fine.

Pairing:  Buffy/Giles (at least strong friendship, but more would be nice)